A Fairly Sad Tale by Dorothy Parker
Apr. 19th, 2026 09:19 pmWhy I am thus, and I am so.
Around me, other girls inspire
In men the rush and roar of fire.
The sweet transparency of glass,
The tenderness of April grass,
The durability of granite;
But me—I don't know how to plan it.
The lads I've met in Cupid's deadlock
Were—shall we say?—born out of wedlock.
They broke my heart, they stilled my song,
And said they had to run along,
Explaining, so to sop my tears,
First came their parents or careers.
But ever does experience
Deny me wisdom, calm, and sense!
Though she's a fool who seeks to capture
The twenty-first fine, careless rapture,
I must go on, till ends my rope,
Who from my birth was cursed with hope.
A heart in half is chaste, archaic;
But mine resembles a mosaic—
The thing's become ridiculous!
Why am I so? Why am I thus?
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Apr. 18th, 2026 07:56 pmWhen should one cross dates off the calendar?
You cross off the current date at the start of the day
2 (7.4%)
You cross off the current date at the end of the day
16 (59.3%)
You cross off tomorrow's date at the end of the day
1 (3.7%)
You never cross anything off, ever
8 (29.6%)
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The World Continues To Turn - Early April 02026
Apr. 18th, 2026 02:50 pmSports betting, and prediction markets in general, aided by mobile apps and Internet betting, have made it very easy for people who are susceptible to problem gambling patterns, or those who don't have the money to gamble, to gamble far more than they want to.
Conversion "therapy" doesn't work to produce the results it claims to, or desires to. Instead, it continues to traumatize and blame, rather than help.
People who are impressed by buzzwords and corporate bullshit tend not to be as good at doing their jobs, according to some Cornell research. And the difficulty potentially is that those who are impressed by such BS tend to hire and promote people who are similarly so, which compounds the problem.
The insistence on seeing someone while chatting to them makes no sense to someone who can't see, and yet, their sighted friends seem to believe that if they can't see them, something is seriously wrong.
People are not ideologies. People have ideologies, and when you treat people as things, well, Esmerelda Weatherwax has things to say about that.
( Victories, setbacks, and other strange things )
Last for tonight, The Archive of Our Own officially ended its status as a beta piece of software. This doesn't change anything, not really, but it does mean that AO3 believes it's out of beta (but definitely not releasing on time.)
The collection of artifacts a billionaire put together and was good about making sure people could see and engage with has been broken up and sold to various other private collectors, because one of the truths of our world is that capitalism always likes to collect important things, and doesn't always share or allow access to them for people. And it's not just billionaires, of course, People who have amassed a collection of historic finds with their metal detectors sometimes sell their collections as well, rather than making them part of a national or regional collection. Or at least letting them have first crack at anything they want to have.
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Apr. 18th, 2026 12:38 pm[ SECRET POST #7043 ]
Apr. 18th, 2026 02:26 pm⌈ Secret Post #7043 ⌋
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[ SECRET SUBMISSIONS POST #1007 ]
Apr. 18th, 2026 02:12 pmThe first secret from this batch will be posted on April 25th.
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I have been on here for over a year, so time to add more friends!
Apr. 17th, 2026 06:03 pmI made a post in this community at the beginning of 2025, and now, we are getting close to the middle of 2026, so maybe I should post again.
I don't see a specific reason to use the template, as this will be quick...
46, Male, United States, I post once or twice a week on average. I don't have any contentious beliefs or opinions, and my journal is mostly personal notes, with a few thoughts maybe about the world and culture. I am not heavily into any of the "fandoms", but might make a comment or two on related things.
I don't really have any specific "types" I am looking to follow on here, although journals that are too contentious and difficult might not be what I am looking for. Adult content is okay, as long as it is not totally pornographic, and also behind a cut. I am looking to build up a community in general.
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Apr. 17th, 2026 05:52 pm⌈ Secret Post #7042 ⌋
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Content warning type secrets today!
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Apr. 17th, 2026 01:34 pmI get the message ...
Apr. 16th, 2026 04:29 pm---
I wish the Stroppy One was more interested in wandering through thrift stores and antique malls. I always explain to him that it's not about buying things, it's about window shopping and finding really weird things. But no, he's not interested. Drat. (Tho' I do need to look into taking the occasional Tuesday or Tuesday early evening off, because that's the day of "senior discount" at the local Discovery Shop and Value Village, and hell yes I want to take advantage of that.
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Apr. 16th, 2026 04:13 pm⌈ Secret Post #7041 ⌋
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Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.